My search history is like a colonoscopy of the internet. Some fucking harrowing shit in there.

Looks like Elon musk as a reptile more of a reptile.

Well, a very gay colleague of mine came to a costume party without a costume and when he was asked why he didn’t have one he simply replied “I’m dressed as a f*g”.

I actually recently lost almost 2 standard deviations from my IQ due to TBI and am AuDHD. Perhaps you should ask a handicapable MF?

I’d be ok living in Antarctica. I’m sure penguin is delicious.

Cool, I’ve met a few people from Murmansk and Arkhangelsk, but I’ve never actually been to Russia. Wouldn’t risk it now. One of my former colleagues said that he can’t go back to visit his family until the war is over, because they’ve made entering Russia on a damaged passport a jailable offence. He’s worried that he’d be sent to die in Ukraine if he tried to go home.

They considered Tromsø, but it was too expensive and too much of a tourist trap. Also I’m not sure how welcoming Russia is to Americans RN. I assume you didn’t go to Norilsk on holiday, so how was Murmansk?

Do I also get a free trip to Antarctica, if I pretend to be fucking retarded?

Well it’s not Reddit.

I was just about to say that the subclavian artery is nicely exposed when they lift up their hands to protect their neck. Also the femoral artery is a solid choice if you have a long enough blade. But that might take a bit of digging.

However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.

Cough cough

Ummmm… Fuck them?

Don’t feel bad. I always nut before the end too.

That was nasty.

You’d have to learn Danish. I don’t recommend it. Kamelåså

Where the fuck’s Antarctica? Get a grip!

M8! The only prominent politicians in American politics who are actually left of centre are Bernie Sanders and AOC. People weren’t excited about Harris because she’s left, they were just grateful for the opportunity to vote for someone who isn’t a white supremacist with pretty advanced frontotemporal dementia. But make no mistake the vast majority of the democrats are regarded as right of centre by europeans.the window didn’t move left at all, you just moved with it

Eating steak doesn’t provide the glucose needed for healthy brain function.

Good point! I should beat my meat in public… More.