Christ. Sounds like you need to have less contact with your parents

The best flux is your skin

Is is like muting during a commercial break, or going out of the room to do something else. What happens in my home, is under my control. You want to stop me from doing that? Refuse to serve me content. I’m fine with that

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

Biden has a stutter

[Not a Sartre quote]

I have fond memories of playing Doom via a null modem cable

Guess I’m doing the dishes when I get home tonight

It is true, at least here in Norway: https://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Den_nye_tellemåten (“The new way of counting”).

Our parliament deceided in 1949 that 21 should not be pronounced as “one-and-twenty”, but as “twenty-one”. It was because new phone numbers got introduced, and the new way gave a lot less errors when spoken to the “sentralbordamer” (switch operator ladies).