Eh, we’re not all like dat, ya cheeky git!

Ah, they’d just pronounce it wrong. Buh-DAY, they’d say. No, it’s a nice idea but I don’t think it’ll flush.

“Google is your friend.”

It might be her friend but it isn’t ours!

Americans are so generous, always intervening in other people’s countries, even if they don’t know wtf is going on.

Oomies is only good for two fings: dyin’, and leavin’ us all dere stuff!

You’re only considering the diseases that God didn’t prevent from existing in the first place. You can’t expect him to stop all the potential diseases, can you?? He’s not Superman!

Well I woz gonna call me account “DaRedGobbo” but the git wot got dere first ain’t even revolushunary enough ta get blocked by the blockiest load of blocks wot ever did block!! Paffetik!

Clearly he should be inviting then to murder his wife in exchange for him murdering their husbands. That’s what strangers on a train do, right?

You have to consider all the Trumps that didn’t start a war with Iran. Like, Mary Trump… You know, those guys.

And card grading is…?

https://join.greenparty.org.uk/

It’s a joke about how they tried introducing a Black main character but then erased him because dickheads didn’t like it. It’s not a particularly complicated joke.

What about that Black Stormtrooper? What do you mean “there was no Black Stormtrooper??” He was in that one Star Wars film. Wasn’t he??

McCain got out while the going was good.

And you misspelt “poseur” ;)

I have banana, raisins and oat milk. It’s great!

Which planet would they be orbiting?

Jesus?

Reminds me of the Maccabee fans in Amsterdam shouting that school’s out in Gaza because the kids are all dead. Stay classy, Israel.

Abolish men? I’ve been admonishing men. I must have looked like an idiot.