The Backstreet Boys was playing right when I saw this and it hella fit

Get one of them sign language moneys and see if they start asking for tiny bananas

You laugh but a house made of these will protect against wolves

Oh yeah? Well it’s pretty genius to name them railguns iykwim

The Bork circuitry and Nantes is so adaptable that even a tiny bit can regenerate into a full on collective at the faintest whiff of money

Mario bounce castle is fun tho fuck the h8rz

Hide them back in the woods so the cycle may continue

Yeah well MY dad said that AK and HI would wipe the floor with 1 - 3 before morning coffee

Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race

Clearly enough to justify a regional war on terror

You should also never mess with a grand nagus when death is on the line

Fewer still, at least, know they’re free

I’ve had soups this good pozole for example

Honestly this could say “American Livers” and be just as

I fucking KNEW it! They said I was crazy they called me crazy but I knew it the whispering

Ward I think you were a little hard on the beaver

The D is for “dudes who like longevity”

One time I got there firecrackers from my rural cousins and I took a pack to school with the idea i would set up a slow fuze in the shitter and hopefully scare somebody (I was an idiot kid just to be clear) and so anyway I accidentally lit the paper wrapping instead of the punk (slow burning, flavorless incense stick used to light fireworks) and then the real fuse caught, so I had like 2 seconds to get out of there. That happened just as the bell rang to leave class so the hallway was full of people when the blackcats went poppy pop pop as I walked out of the bathroom and anyway some kid ratted me out for a reward but I talked my way out of it. Looking back I’m glad it failed and I didn’t make somebody deaf or shit their pants and also if you did this today you’d be in jail for sure because school shootings so don’t do it, kids

lol he wears makeup and keeps a diary he is such a teenage girl

I’d be pissed if they had this nice eldrich ceiling in my office and covered it up with standard municipal paneling