Anyone, given enough time, can become competent at a thing (for the most part).

The real danger is those believing that makes them competent at everything else.

Does anyone know how these AI interviewers take notes? Or is it just the whole thing is recorded and based on some kind of summary someone watches the whole thing?

Bone powder sounds like something you use if your sex is too squeaky

That’s odd, that’s how I sleeping knowing I have objectively incorrect opinions on everything

How dare you assume my sensibilities

At a certain point it’s just one continuous breach right?

This is an easy solve. Just go travel somewhere and you’ll immediately remember when you get on the plane.

Does powdered milk come from powdered cows?

Shitting myself makes me feel alive

I read this in the voice of Eminem

Oh bother

Awwuurrrrr!

Back to school sales getting out of hand

Progress go brrrr

I said this sounds “bad for me”, “bad. for. me.”

Needs boba

That’s why I work really hard on keeping an impeccable image of degeneracy.

Looking at what I post? That’s a you problem now

I’ve only started my journey, but I’m proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.

Burnt to a crisp in a pink gelatinous cube