I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

I’m Kevin, but you can call me Jean Pierre

Nr 1. That is the way.

Nr 4 should be put out of their misery.

Such as…

Hey dude, you just made a fire, you have a pot, there’s snow literally everywhere, you don’t HAVE TO drink piss, just admit you like it. You weirdo!