It has not been written yet. But it will be soon. Look in the obituary sections.

Poor kid just needed some zempic

Dibs on ribs

I think the big news here is that the pool leaks 16 million gallons of water every year

Hey, you know my dad?

Whats that smell?

Eat shit

Ok hear me out. The backrooms… but with mushroom walls

What if you eat a bunch of acid first?

Funny thing is I would have never listened to kid rock except my mom bought me one of his cds when I was like 12 because she thought it was rock music for kids.

Here here

And one day you grow up and realize you’ve watched your last ufc fight.

I can tell youre a man krusty

Opposite effect. Wear hats so much feel awkward without one

No id say the vast majority of people do not do those things.

50 posts a day!? If you hit 50 posts a day they should just ban you.

How much off for the floor model?

Their black ink budget must be huge

Doomed cover by maphra.

Che