That image of David Cameron looks like he’s just walked in on you opening a tin that has all his dirty secrets insde and he’s fearful of being outed while being completely and utterly turned on by it.

A good dad and a good son doing their best to make each other as happy as they each deserve. Need more of this around here.

Man it must have been painful waiting to drop that joke.

Hold on I’m baitin.

Innovation? The fuck have they innovated? They’re stupid Bluetooth spotify only car thing that they bailed on?

Spotify wrapped … yeah no shit I played my favourite song the most this year… Such an inovating feature of useless information…

They did innovate underpaying artists tho.

Even if you take a picture of a white circle on a black background whilst half a mile underground.

Porn is artistic nudity.

It’s the theft of profit they don’t like, they don’t care if you watch it, just that you give them money for the opportunity to watch.

If Reddit goes through with their threat of removing their links from Google, then Lemmy will definitely win.

Friendly reminder: Be nicer to yourselves, bitches

No! Someone’s gotta keep that asshole in line.

I got one of those that was a metre long and to scale, ingot about 2 pyramids in and decided that I hate Toblerone now, tried giving some to friends, no one would take it, even the wild mouse we befriended didn’t have up on it.

Sometimes there’s such a thing as too much fucking chocolate.