ElfBean

Could always put the link under a spoiler though, right?

I don’t want my partner to fix me, they have enough to deal with already. I want to fix myself for them

Tell me about it. I’m with my first ever partner, they’re absolutely amazing and I really don’t know how I’d be doing without them, and yet every single tiny little thing makes me feel like they’re gonna leave me even though I still believe them when they say they love me. I don’t know what’s wrong with my brain but I don’t like it, I just wanna be able to believe they love me without constantly worrying that I’m doing something wrong

For a while when I was a kid I wondered what my name would be if I chose it myself and that was the only one that felt like it fit. Totally forgot about it until after my egg shattered and realized that it’s gender-neutral and I really like the cutesy nickname/diminutive forms

Every time I’ve used the “correct” room since starting my transition I’ve been harrassed or SAd, guess I need to either hold it or risk that every single time from now on.

Yay, so even after years on hrt when I’ll clearly be at a physical disadvantage I still won’t get legal protections (which were designed for exactly this) until I maybe eventually get a doctor to confirm what I already know? Great, lovely, thanks. Looks like I’m gonna have to start hoarding estrogen I guess cause I’m certain this is just the start. Really makes the swastika sticker I passed by on a walk yesterday that much more scary knowing there are people near me who would absolutely hurt me if they could, and now they’ve basically been given the go-ahead.

I’m on ArchRT btw

I basically force the sneeze through my front teeth and it kinda works most of the time. Taught myself how when I noticed a girl I sat next to in school sneezed almost silently and I thought it was super cute. Now, coughing and throat-clearing on the other hand… Sounds like I’ve lived my whole life in a coal mine…

Infinite chain of parasitic elephants?

I was thinking ouroboros but either works, whatever seems worse to you

I will turn you into a one-man human centipede

In any other circumstances this might be kinda sad. Like does he seriously have so little else going on with his life that all he can focus on is this?

If someone proposed to me with a high-end GPU I think that would seal the deal honestly

When it was illegal in the UK gay men were sterilized with HRT because of estrogen’s libido-reducing effects, so essentially forced transition and dysphoria. I see the US leaning more toward camps, but this government looks like it would try anything to inflict pain on “undesirables”

😫🧽💦

Come on, who doesn’t want some of that Scrubkussy?

Thanks 😊 I made it with Picrew; it has tons of different pfp creators in different styles. It’s a pretty close recreation of what I look like irl but I’m way more comfortable with this than showing my actual face most of the time

Your blåhaj loves you! He doesn’t just endure you, he wants the best for you and he wants to give the bestest cuddles he can

Fucking tell me about it. Now I’m left trying to catch up to everyone else at 26 instead of having learned life skills at a more normal age like everyone else. And yet I’m the asshole for being miserable and pissed off at my parents for not teaching me anything useful and trying to do everything for me like I’m a child, while at the same time getting annoyed at me for not being able to do the things they never bothered teaching me. Make it make sense.

They/Them/Thole