My corner shop got shut down by the feds for allegedly selling illegal tobacco products yesterday 😡 those alleged vapes were too expensive anyway… I guess…

I saw 4 uniformed people standing in a cordon around the entrance yesterday afternoon as I was on my way there, I turned around and went elsewhere. This morning I went to grab a couple bits n pieces and it’s shut, with fluro signs on the front saying something like: this premises is closed for the next three months on the grounds of reasonable suspicion of selling illegal nicotine products. Ouch.

I’m sorry 😞

Pork nduja twist please

I’m really not sure today chef… Something refreshing and relaxing?

Can I please have a moon cake and a sun cake?

Roasted bacon wrapped bananas drizzled with hot honey please

I think I only remember that one because it sounds like meringue (but I didn’t know meringue was spelled like that 🤔)

Well that’s absurd. Thank you for teaching me a new word today though (nadir) 👍

Could I please have your finest selection of biscuits?

I have to reduce the amount of cookies I eat - DRs orders

Can I please have… Peanut butter popcorn and… A chocolate milkshake?

I think I’ve underestimated how much my mood and mental health are impacted by the seasons. It’s not that I’ve felt particularly bad this winter, but that I’ve started feeling a lot better since Spring has sprung. Sitting outside in the warm sun eating lunch today was like a revelation

Goodness me. I’m going to have to get the same as RoseLemon

Morning chef, can I please get some frozen foods weighed and bagged appropriately?

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Feel better soon chef 😷 best I can do for myself is a cold tin of beans followed by a cold tin of sardines 🫘 🐟

Can I please have the opposite of a seafood smoothie?

Mother, I am but skin and bones

Eggplant mapo tofu please

Salmon-steak bento box please