Be on a shit platform get treated that way I guess.

Right? I keep wondering what the fuck keeps them going? Buy a small remote castle and go eat at a local restaurant for your remaining days ffs.

But noooo we gotta keep screwing people over. Absolute madness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate

[ Everyone disliked that.]

Oh yes, people are flocking to W11, flocking I tell you!

🐧

No disc? No buy.

Please be true 🙏

_~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ~_

Gave up netflix a year or two now. Not missing it at all.

“… and before you knowz it, Badabing badaboom”

Oh, whatever happened to “you can’t put the genie back into the bottle”? Who’s the Luddite now?

Is the local ai coming after your job now? Ah man that must suck huh.

(Still not gonna use any ai models whatsoever but this is hilarious)

As I was reading this I thought it was going to be about Gaza.

If you take into account how much it freaks out animals to the point of heart attacks it might as wel be to them.

Man, it’s fascinating how corporations just cannot win this one and have too participate wether they like it or not.

-Don’t react to pride month=> ok fuck you too buddy.

-react to pride month=> shut up corp.

-go all out=> ok that’s just distasteful and disingenuous somehow.

-keep it subtle=> oh I see you’re trying not to alienate the pedoservatives too much.

Run adds like normal during a pandemic, when the planet is on fire, when fascism turns it’s ugly head, during genocides, … keep on trucking assholes. It makes em look like massive tonedeaf hypocrites and I think it’s spectacular.

“Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯”

“I could make it so that it doesn’t do that, but I won’t.”

Cenk Uygur: “Now people have been very critical of me saying this, and if you disagree there’s other shows out there for you god bless. But here goes…”

Truly sidesplitting.

Yeah, I’m not a fan of golf courses either though. Pretentious bullshit sport that takes up way too much space.

Imagine literally being the fascist who tells everyone to get out of the pool (for reasons).

Or you know what, don’t, your sanity is too valuable.