first non-human to sign up for lemmy, welcome friend!

true true I love mine but I’m always scared to bring it anywhere because I feel like I’m gonna end up dropping it

paper bag full of dog dookie, with “plant fertilizer” written on it

honestly with how bulky and heavy it is it’s pushing the limits of portability. gone are the days of pocket transport! or maybe I should just get oversized pockets lol

fair

care to state your point directly?

I guess I don’t feel limited because I already have an epic account, which was free to create

what is the problem with epic? I like the weekly free games

full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

do you think getting insulted really hurt the intruder more than the bullet?

My last job was making training/reference manuals. Management started pushing ChatGPT as a way to increase our productivity and forced us all to incorporate AI tools. I immediately began to notice my coworkers’ work decline in quality with all sorts of bizarre phrasings and instructions that were outright wrong. They weren’t even checking the shit before sending it out. Part of my job was to review and critique their work and I started having to send way more back than before. I tried it out but found that it took more time to fix all of its mistakes than just write it myself so I continued to work with my brain instead. The only thing I used AI for was when I had to make videos with narration. I have a bad stutter that made voiceover hard so elevenlabs voices ended up narrating my last few videos before I quit.

one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

apparently lemmitors hate themselves so much that self defense is incomprehensible to them

yeah sorry buddy but if someone is forcing their way into my home, how the fuck am I supposed to know what their intentions are? I’m bashing their head in

“I am enraged at everyone and everything. I want to murder the next fucker that bothers me” is my signal that it’s time to start eating for the day

oh no, this one’s been used

cool. I guess I’m effectively vegan now so maybe I’ll find some good recipes on here

if anyone ever tried this on me I’m catching 25 to life

I don’t trust vending machines anymore. I barely used them ever but over the years I got moldy food a couple times and a bunch of times the thing gets stuck and I end up not getting what I paid for. fool me once, shame on, shame on you… fool me, can’t get fooled again