I’ll take some of those. I bet some will even be happy with just one.

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white ‘friend.’

Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.

how I became an absolute master of giving HJs

It’s too bad that we can’t have positive reinforcement for (beginning the introduction to) most sex acts. I like giving head because I love seeing my partner’s eyes roll backwards. It seems like there’s so much taboo that gets us excited and eager to try something, when we should all just be trialing to see what everyone likes.

Damn, the things I could do with my phone’s camera if I had telekinesis would mystify many a strange mind.

God, can you just imagine the exquisite agony? Imagine you and her were on merry go rounds that nearly touch, and each of you reaches out to grab the other but only gets that skin tag. Together, you’re slowly rotating away, the spinning chair beneath you whirling faster, and faster as the tearing rips and rends its way around your arm, then your chest, then your abdomen and legs and toes. The entire time, your world is reduced to an increasing rush of red, streaming past your head as the screams echo throughout the void space you’re falling into, into, into…

And then it ends, the two of you looking across the double diameter of your giant circles, sobbing as you curl into a fetal position, every breath of air across the skin like rusty metal being dragged across your quivering red flesh…

Damn. You got me off good, you did.

Heh, appreciate what you’ve got, matey. It is amazing in relationships when things line up like that, whether sexual or in other areas.

but often penetration alone is not pleasurable enough for women

God, but this needs more awareness. There have even been studies of women’s orgasm where they showed large gaps between penis in vagina only (lowest), penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing, penis in vagina AND woman’s hand rubbing, and penis in vagina AND man’s hand rubbing being guided by woman’s hand. The numbers were so far apart that it just blows my mind that anyone thinks penis in vagina alone is enough.

Right now your best best is the nsfw asklemmy. It likely gets the most views from people, so you’re more likely to connect.

I love d&d because I grew up with it, but absolutely agree with you. I think that with new players, involving them in the world for roleplay is the most critical part, and character creation with Fate is the best I’ve seen for someone to pick up and use in 10 minutes.

I like those versions though, because they’ve given us some real bangers. There’s one I was reading where the angel who was supposed to hit the soon-to-be hero with a truck starts getting truck-blocked by a character from the fantasy world because he’s tired of the no-effort heroes coming through and beating the crap out of him because he’s the worf.

People are born this way in the Harry Potter universe and nobody ever changes.

With the caveat that anybody ‘good’ who is doing evil is just under such horrible circumstances! (pearl clutching shrieking) They aren’t bad, they just have horrible backstories. Poor snapeypoo was being bullied for half muggleness, and the girl he loved was so mean to him!

I think the premise just makes people happy. The books that follow that premise get picked up faster and are more popularized. There has always been trash in young adult/teen fiction, and you have to dig for the good books.

As a recommendation, the novels aimed at kids by Brandon Sanderson are generally excellent. The superhero series even has a kid who, through use of training and his wits, takes on people with superpowers. The sci-fi novels have a touch more of ‘special because of who I am,’ but it’s not a big thing, just a pain point for the protagonist.

I slept-watched through the last two movies. Was there any logical (in the world of the movie, that is) explanation behind the granddaughter thing, or just a forced shift that had nothing to do with previous plotlines?

Wings are probably clipped, so it can halfway power itself up to roof, but now can’t really fly elsewhere. It probably could get down to the ground or to a nearby tree, but think of it in the same manner as a cat. Technically the cat could get down from the tree, but it would have to act in a manner inconsistent with its entire past life (climbing backwards so the claws get grip). So, technically the parrot could get down, but it hasn’t ever been able to fly, so the action (flapping while on a downwards course) needed to get down just doesn’t seem an option to it. I would bet it’s the same feeling a person gets if they can climb/hike to a high point on a cliff, but then can’t jump down from it to the water.

There’s LORE??!?

Wait, what’s this about ballet classes? I know their feet usually are injured, but is there more than that?

The onlyfans content (and the advertisers off it) have been here for a long time. I think I have something like 40+ blocked. It’s just that they started getting more uptoots lately.

A ton is putting it mildly. I think the amount of pictures of her surpassed other big names a while ago on e621. Even in the second episode they had a gag joke specifically about her being fantasized over.