Who’s bitching? Not everyone is American and that stuff doesn’t exist here, it might be obvious to you because you’ve seen it all your life but to me it’s not. It’s called hamburger helper, I would have expected hamburger to have something to do with it
But what does it help with? It sounds like you need to provide everything hamburger-y about it
Wait, so it doesn’t come with ground beef? Is it just mac n cheese then?
I think that might be the first ever time I’ve seen his name without the middle name included
“Oh, Listy” “Oh, Rimsy”
As long as it takes to wash away my sins
I use mine for music but I leave it outside of the shower, if a shit song comes on it’s my fault for having it on the playlist
I’d have more sympathy if he got off fucking twitter tbh
The last 2 links I’ve clicked on I’ve learned that Grizz died and Tracy almost died. Someone tell me Dotcom is doing okay
I just received a meeting invitation from my local council, we are forecast to be over budget by £23 million each year for the next 4 years and they want public opinion on where we can cut. Fucking nowhere! My fault for being more northern than the PM I guess
And unfortunately I’m going to have to remind you how bad it got… https://www.baconaddicts.com/products/bacon-flavored-toothpaste-flavor-tooth-paste
You’re telling me the general manager couldn’t pick up that slack? Sounds like he needs to have a word with himself
I don’t even care who they were with. WHO ARE YOU 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮?!
Not sure how to drop a pin but I’ve just dm’d you my what3words. What snacks are you bringing?
😂 I don’t live in the best area and my dog is an early morning boy, I’ve found 3 grams this month. Kinda feel sorry for whoever lost it but I’m also no longer a fan so hopefully that might help someone
Apparently it fell out of my pocket on a Monday morning (doubtful but I did head home for the weekend and blacked out a bit so possible…but I would have done the coke if that was the case 😂) got dragged into a meeting on Wednesday, pissed clean and just got told to go home until I heard otherwise.
I’m 36 and have been drugs tested once. They reckoned they’d seen me drop a gram of coke on camera so I got 6 weeks paid holiday.
Green eggs and ham
I was looking for the old “You may be cool, but you’ll never be 5 popped collars cool” meme a few days ago and the only images I could find were thumbnails. I miss the old demotivational format