JerkyChew

Don’t forget how much we pay for DLC. Those Blackcell Battle Passes and Beavis & Butthead skins aren’t included with GamePass.

If I had known*

Yeah I work for a state education department. We had to revamp our entire budget which included the fed piece, already been set in stone until suddenly it… Wasn’t. Had to cancel a lot of projects and a fair amount of employees.

Do they not have phones?

Lisa needs braces!

Based on the photo alone I think it’s because you look like a weirdo.

Ha? The tv comedy network?

We’ve got to strengthen our knees!

My wife is a vet technician at an ER hospital. Her stories range from hilarious to heartbreaking. Glad this one had a happy ending.

This guy obviously never played B mode on the Game Boy. My space ship was best space ship.

Working on my PC… Remember that I have to do something like pay a bill, open a support ticket etc… I click new tab… While it’s opening I tell myself that I just need to remember for a few more seconds but by the time the tab opens, it’s gone. And I just sit there staring at the new tab wondering if it will come back to me.

Be like the squirrel, girl. Be like the squirrel.

• Voltaire

For the same reason your car’s mic is usually above the driver’s sun visor area and not in the center console.

Those of us without Twitter accounts can’t view that.

Incorrect. History is written by those in power.

No. A can of coke does not cost 6 dollars.

Neither of us is*