JonEFive

Back in my day, you had to listen to your computer summon the demon called internet with wild screeches and hisses for 45 seconds before you could even check your email.

I propose that we need an app that does that every time you try to launch a social media app.

South Dakota, what are you doing? Explain yourself

Airplane seatbelts aren’t for crashes, they’re for turbulance. When the plane suddenly drops 20 ft, you want to be attached to it otherwise you’re gonna slam into the ceiling and land on someone else.

That explains Trump supporters

I was not expecting to see 20 year old Breaking Benjamin lyrics today, but here we are.

They’ve shifted their arguments to being against children recieving gender affirming care. They’re saying that minors can’t decide for themselves, and parents who allow it are harming their children.

Adults can do what they want except use the bathroom or play sports apparently.

Hey kid! Imma computer! Stop all that downloadin!

Wow now that in a throwback!

Do you have stairs in your house?

It’s truly mind blowing

The president of the United States literally walked up to the podium and talked openly about Nikki Minaj’s ass. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.