You guys have retirement savings?

Hell, nothing beats doing anything alongside Katsuragi…

GOB’s not onboard.

I can never hear Mambo No. 5 without thinking about this piece of television brilliance:

https://youtu.be/N9gbdv5cXKg

I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.

Oh my God, why did I come to this party, I don’t know anyone here except Matt from work and I don’t even know him that well, I just didn’t have plans for tonight so I came, oh my God, this is so awkward, I was hoping there’d be another dinosaur here to talk to, I’m the only dinosaur and nobody’s acknowledged that but I can TELL they’re all thinking about it, why did I do this, I knew this was a possibility, dude, what is wrong with me…

Semi-related, but you’ve got the best username ever.

“Happy Birthday, Spray! I’m disappointed in you!”

Damn, beat me to it.

“I don’t think 22 minutes is so bad.”

“NOT SO BAD?!? THAT’S A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEINFELD! IT TAKES US A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEIN-FUCKIN-FELD TO ROB A BANK!”

The one “sad” towards the end really sells it.

Shirts that go…odd?

Speak for your fuckin’ self, bro.

Anyone else randomly hearing citypop and synthwave for some reason?

Dude, yesterday I heard a radio ad promoting “vintage alternative” music and it was fucking “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers.

Vintage.

I wanted to throw my geriatric elder Millennial ass through my windshield.

Flanders’s breakdown is the most earned and satisfying character moment in television history.

“Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine…out of a DeLorean?!?”

“Marty, I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t think I have my meds properly balanced yet.”

“Heavy.”

“Precisely.”

Toast Ghost!

Death finally feels meaningful! Yay!

SPAGETT!

(He spooked ya.)