Why can’t they pull water from the Columbia river? The buildings are less than 100 yards from the water.

I’ve heard that one before.

X-COM

Trump is like Homer Simpson mixed with Mr Burns with a whole lot of adultery thrown in.

When I was two, I tried to get out of the bath but the side was slippery. I cracked my head open, my mom came in to see a blood covered baby, and I got six stitches at the hospital. My first emergency room visit! Also my earliest memory. Just the hospital bit though.

Didn’t Trump axe that one too?

I’m reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

I just tested mine. It counts down 99, 98, 97, etc. it even does this.

My favorite flavor is hint of hint of lime.

I was all set to get it when I realized I already downloaded it last week.

A fantasy apparently.

Year Zero you say?

Oh nice! I’m only at the 48th parallel.

Nope. Musk is your president now. I kinda like how you didn’t capitalize Trump. Pretty disrespectful.

Not even close. Chattel slavery is much worse.

PNW?

Well sure Hitler took over, but can you imagine if the communists were in charge instead? They’re no better than the Nazis.

Bring your brother with you.

Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?