Reminds me of the post from the cat owner who hear a noise and first reaction was, “I’m going to shove my finger so far up your little asshole!” because they thought their cat was up to mischief again only to later realize they unintentionally scarred a burglar for life.

If that’s what you need to get there, no kink shame here.

Will no one think of the children? Whenever these people say something, the best strategy is look in the opposite direction they are pointing you. In this instance, they are working to pass child-bride full-legalization. They’re definitely thinking of the children.

Was this posted by Internet Explorer?

As long as they’re as radical the second time around, I’m game.

Most of the pope-pics I’ve seen from popes-previous were without the pope-hat. That makes me think it’s more of a passive inventory item - full effects just from possession.

This reminds me of a kid with a similar diagnosis I had when I first started teaching. He just turned 18 and came in that day “with his adult voice.” Full octave lower than usual, and wanted everyone to know it was because he just turned 18 - lasted until about lunch time. Hopefully this is a joke shirt, but I can definitely say there are people like this out there.

Tell me your a white boy without saying you’re a white boy.

That’s the dream. Currently debating what to do with a spare laptop and “make it a server” sounds ideal.

I still burn CDs. This whole streaming thing won’t last. Also, my back hurts…

…and had people teaching there since 1096…

But… what about negative tarrifs? That would show these weak countries!!!

…Oxford University just looming on the horizon…

I’m predicting the breaking news story for June 2nd is they find out they’re fired.

confused Mike Myers noises

Darn, mine only looked like Morrowind. Guess I’ll get my casket ready…

As the current popular phrase goes, the difference between a million and a billion is about a billion.

Wait 'til they “discover” symphonies.

Also vitamin AA, AAA, and AAAA.

So, when it comes down to it, all you could come up with was (checks notes), “No, U!” Very philosophy and much wise over here.