If they are targeting the tiny ebook reader niche, they’re going to have to do better on features and pricing than the upcoming refresh of the XTEINK devices.

Ok, Uncle Thomas. Just retire to your bribe bus.

Probably around the same time I learned spelt is a type of wheat.

We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.

Oh wow, that sounds really compelling. Any idea when it’ll be out of alpha?

Fixed that for you…

Misspelled “patriots” in that headline, tankies.

Obviously fake… FBI too busy protecting Tesla dealerships to do anything else.

War against Murder CEOs remains unresolved.

Is there an option for “Request Amazon to pay drivers decently and improve working conditions?”

Nope, just a “illegally suppress unions” button.