I just realized you meant “if you haven’t seen the Reeve version, go watch it,” and not “if you’ve never seen Superman, start with the Reeve version”

🤦‍♂️

Even if you have seen it. I recently watched Superman: The Movie (1978), and found it SO much more enjoyable. Reeve does an amazing job.

Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

Wrong comment, but at the same time you’re right.

Compared to this? Yeah, it does.

Compensation may be a little better, but the job itself is a bag of dicks

A mirror. Or… Myself?

What? But I just saw a nice comic about a scorpion and a frog that were friends.

*used to have

If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle

My Verytiny Penis, actually

I’ve always wanted to visit California

Already did. There was a shit-ton of cat hair under my bed.

But also I think that singling out “our world” from “the world” is problematic and a major cause of many of the societal problems that we all face

What the other guy said

If I were a nail, my head would be sore.

A different perspective. I like it.

lmao, ok 😆

You know what this victory is, though.

Just another brick in the wall.

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND CLEAN YOUR PLATE - YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR MEAT. I’VE BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE, AND NOW I’M RUNNING THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE TO SUPPORT AN INGRATE! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. I HATE LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE. I SHOULD’VE BEEN SOMETHING - LIKE A SURGEON.

Wow, ok, I don’t know what I did to make you attack me with logical philosophies like this but I’m sorry, Christ.

And he’d say, “My bologna”