I don’t know but I would try Tasker if it were me.

rip

What’s a good distro for this that is well supported?

The good parts… book of empty pages

Hey step mom… how did you get stuck

What operating system?

Zero

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Like What?

If it works and it’s stupid, then it’s not stupid.

TIL

They don’t get to use it as a tax break, you do. If they are doing fraud then that’s something else and they should be punished.