Or hungry infants or cats.

Great post. :)

Yes.

Nice name dumbass!

Also, it’s a rite of passage as a kid to accidentally run your fingers over with the scooter.

Here you go 🏆

Seriously, a one time payment that low won’t cover shit. The climate doesn’t support families to begin with like your comment points out.

Also you can’t ask people to have kids and cut funding to Medicaid & be actively dismantling Department of Education… It’s counterintuitive to say we support families and then not support families. Oh but here’s some money.

Time is money, friend.

Name checks out ^

OP could play Gilbert Gottfried reciting WAP

Isn’t this just reinforcement, like reinforcement vs punishment from behavioral psychology? It works.

Same, TF2 and BF2. I watched a stupid amount of South Park also.

Creepy af…

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor!”

It’s too late; we’re already addicted to her.

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That’s what she said.

Yeah I was worried about spontaneous combustion in my sleep also. I wonder if those people were just smokers who dozed off with a cig in bed.

We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us.

That joke was sharp. ._. hehehe