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Cake day: February 12th, 2026

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  • WAY back in the early 90’s we used to go to a bar that played satellite radio. So unlike a jukebox, no one could ever know what song was coming up. Therefore…

    The first person to shout out the name the band that wrote the song that is playing makes everyone else drink. Was a wicked fun game on quarter beer night.

    Fast forward to modern day times, and it has continued to carry out even when not in bars, so…. Now- walking around a supermarket with the girlfriend, and it’s:

    “Aerosmith, drink!” or,

    Chris De Burgh, drink!

    Even if there’s nothing to drink. So, not only has it transcended the years, it also evolved into a non-drinking game.






  • So, here’s the deal….

    Everyone here can opine on how ludicrous this is, agree with one another about how fucking stupid he is, and circlejerk over how annoying it is that he does this dumb shit-

    But he does it because he knows people are going to believe it. It’s not about wether or not he will make good on the promise- it’s only about getting the idiots to dance when he commands them to.

    He is buying votes with our money, and it’s going to work like a fucking charm.

    Think of it like this:

    You know how during trials, some lawyers will say shit that is objectionable, and then stricken from the record? This is entirely on purpose. The jury can’t “unhear” it. Once it’s said, it’s done and it’s effect is now in play.

    So, the moment that vapid disgusting bag of child-raping gelatinous flesh opened his shithole of a mouth, all the mentally challenged minions that fall at his feet bought it at a premium.

    He’s not paying them shit. But they believe he will and as a result, will do exactly as he says.