PrimeErective

45 minutes before boarding, no?

South North West

Lots of waddle touching in that show

John Mulaney’s take

Ugh, I was just telling the youngins about the old phones with the IR blasters that let you control everything. Those were the days

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

I just checked, you can chat. I thought of it as kind of a newer feature but it’s probably been available for a few years now.

Maybe the problem is that you can’t make a group chat?

Edit: you can definitely make group chats

Skipping ds9 intro? Straight to brig

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Didn’t they add a chat function to the regular Spotify app? Why wouldn’t they just use that?

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

Who are these people that pay money for a game that is explicitly pvp, play it, find out there’s pvp, then complain bitterly until the developers change the game for them? It’s so bizarre

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows