PrimeErective

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

:(

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

This is so frustrating because it will not charge the steam deck at 45w, despite being more than capable. And of course if I use a different, capable, power supply on the laptop, it complains about low wattage

Holy Toledo!

They call him big booty, so I call him big booty

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Maybe Anne Rice, then