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Hook it up to a bong and you’ve suddenly made work a hell of a lot more interesting.

You have a GARDEN?! That means you have property! Livin’ the dreeeeeeam!

You have 4 in your library, but only 1 is installed; it’s Call of Duty. Since there’s no need for physical media anymore, the footprint of games has ballooned to the point where if you want to install CoD, it’s going to cost you 2TB of storage. They threw in 8k textures just for the 0.0001% of players that actually have an 8k TV, and there are a lot of textures since the Big Chungus update which introduced 255 different coloured Chungus textures for every weapon and weapon attachment combination in the game.

Compensation? They should be fucking executed!

8GB RAM isn’t even enough to run Teams + Windows 11 on corporate PCs, not with all the other bullshit they make you install.

Yes because while he’s dying again and again, I can find a way to derail the trolly.

That would mean being able to get a job that pays enough to be able to live in London.

Yet my best friend who is trans wants to fucking move here! I keep saying it’s a terrible idea and I want to leave, but noooooo…

There was a Dead Rising 4? All I remember is there being a Dead Rising 3 when the Xbox One launched and everyone hated it.

Wow so she’s selfish in the bedroom? #NotMyQueen

Oh c’mon if she was truly attractive she’d have two of her claws cut short.

Water 7 is apparently democratic… To a degree.

Luffy: Also monarchy is fine if I personally like the King.

In other words “I’m going to take out a shitload of debt, buy your company with it, and then make YOU pay it off or go bankrupt. EIther way I win”

How!? How can a country at war, and therefore incentivised to keep everything hush hush have a higher press freedom? Just how bad have things got in the US?

It’s probably just a matter of how much you resist. A human can’t really resist very much so the Sarlacc doesn’t have to put much effort into dragging him in. A ship is pulling pretty hard, so the Sarlacc has to put much more effort into dragging it down.

So this is going to cause a bit of a panic so one of two things will happen:

1. Nvidia, AMD and Intel all massively cut the prices of their GPUs to try to make it so Lisuan can’t compete
2. Nvidia, AMD and Intel give Donald Trump a big bag of money and demand they ban Lisuan GPUs from being used anywhere in western supply chains.

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Accelerationism isn’t just being apathetic, it’s actively making things worse. It’s voting for Trump because the DNC didn’t elect Bernie Sanders.

Lenin was much the same. He knew a revolution wouldn’t happen if things got better, so he did everything he could to make things as bad as humanly possible. When the provisional government came along, granted free speech rights and universal suffrage, Lenin was vehemently opposed to it, because you can’t have a communist revolution when stuff is going well. A stable government is not one you can overthrow.

Ah yes I remember “three guys one hammer” which was a video of three Ukrainian serial killers stabbing a guy in the eye and repeatedly in the stomach with a screwdriver and then beating him to death with a hammer.

Apparently one of the killers got out of prison in 2019. I imagine he’s probably dead by now, given that he was most likely conscripted.