Trying?

Das Ding nennt sich richtig: Holzgliedermaßstab in Millimeter Teilung. Zollstöcke finden man in der Werkzeugkiste neben den Schraubenziehern.

üfi, got it.

Fucking nice, that one.

Turns out resistance was indeed futile.

Rough morning, huh?

It’s Mister Bean. Of course he would.

The yellow stuff earns the money for the green stuff.

I use mint because I’m too old and impatient for the more setup-heavy stuff.

About fucking time.

You can say fuck or shit, ya know.

The knive must also be cleaned from any Pb&J residues with a paper towel so it can be reused later for other food stuffs.

All you need is a single sudo su, correct.

For a second I wondered what “pre dicking” was.

Well yäs, düh.

2 points, fuckers!