Ohhh, stuck as in stuck on the steps. I first read it like it was a “well this is my life now” headline.

Her Hungarian Rhapsody performance is my favorite!

You never really know.

Yep. Short ton, long ton, and metric tonnes

Changing of water pressure won’t do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.

The cock pecked them out.

I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.

Reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/IWr-2Oo6CHA?t=788

That episode makes me cry every time. Even the callback when he plays that flute in a later episode makes me teary eyed.