Don’t mess with the Zohran!

… was stroking my sweet precious wart.

You got a turdbo charger!

Garret Garrison is making deliveries.

I understand the meaning of slaps and it’s been about 20 years since I was in Montreal, but if anything slaps its poutine.

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

I would say he is more a Mysterio than a Lex Luther.

There should be a bot that searches out MarjorieTG posts and auto-comments ”What a fucking idiot.”

obvi fake

Are we sure he didn’t get sovereignty from lady Galadriel?