Mad bastards wearing puffer jackets on the central line. Also, get your hot leg off my leg.

Criminal. Should be called the minimal English. Who hurt that poor sausage.

Fried cheese. Fucking fuck yes.

We had a fish and chip shop opposite the pool. I don’t think I have eaten anything better than those salty vinegary chips, the childish exhaustion and hunger made them absolutely magical.

Nah. It’s no problem at all, we can handle nuances. If I need to be specific I use 24hr. If someone invites me over tomorrow for a cup of tea and I say I’ll be over 2ish they know what I mean. It’s all about context.

https://stoptrump.org.uk/

0. Should also add the question 21- legally smoked in every conceivable fucked up place including on planes and underground trains made of wood.

Incontinentia… Incontinentia Buttocks.

In a squeezer

Miniature gm giraffe, about waist height. Cantering about with its tiny blue tongue. I love that little freak.

When I’m running out of books I start asking anyone interesting that I’m talking to what they are reading. If they are into that book I buy it on the spot, while we’re still talking. Occasionally they are reading something completely shit, but I’ve hit some gems. Then you have something in common with that person which is a bonus.

Do crazy slutty makeup sometimes, just to feel crazy and slutty.

SKATE 2 had a totally banging soundtrack. No Swift. She has a terrible reach into the skate game history books.

I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.

I don’t feel like the British align themselves with the Romans either. Just one of many invaders. Has anyone got an example of the British considering themselves ’heirs’ to Rome?

Surely should be more embarrassed by the way she cheated British taxpayers out of 30 million quid, but hey, different folks…