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Well, at least they committed to it!

What if I’m not successful in putting in the effort?

Exactly, hundreds of watt.

If you lay in the bed, depending on if you are lying on your back or stomach, left and right still change.

Ususally a bed is positioned with the head against a wall, so if you are facing the bed from the foot end, left and right are always the same. So I vote left/right is as seen from the foot end of the bed.