I was going to suggest Darth Vader in purgatory pod-racing all the children he killed into heaven.
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my sibling has clearly never mainlined lower decks
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.worksto
LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•From AI coding to AI coding
0·2 months agoI mean, the anal bleaching probably can’t hurt right?
At my last job, the fire safety induction had this pepe on it as clipart:

make the bullets tracers too and firethem in a grid for each frame.
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.worksto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Can lithium mining see Cornwall take on China?English
0·3 months agoGIVE ME BEAM ENGINES OR GIVE ME DEATH
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•this will anger the Netanyahu guyEnglish
0·3 months agoif the vatican had oil you could just drill into it sideways like that one simpsons episode.
True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.
The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.
The single cave-father who made the difficult choice to grab a goat or watch his child die a slow and painful death of starvation: 😟
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•It’s hard to tell what’s satire and what’s reality anymoreEnglish
0·3 months agosatire is just reality you haven’t met yet
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.worksto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Vast scale of overseas human remains held in UK museums decried by MPs and expertsEnglish
0·4 months agoHalf the point of the article is that museums are not very good at keeping (and making publically available) records of their human remians. If even 1% of those 37,000 are full cadavers kept in a way sacreligious to a living culture I’d still call those 370 people a “vast scale”. Would you let it slide to learn another country held 370 British corpses as exhibits?
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Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon wonders about Iranian leader
0·4 months agoI mean, yeah, but also it depends on America’s war aims. If the plan is to just blow him up and leave ala venezula I’m not sure trump cares.
I’m vice versa, Imagine how far out the box you would be able to think if you weren’t even thinking in the dictionary.
Fake: Anon is hearing voices in his head.
Gay: Anon wants that man-juice inside him.
I love the idea that homeownerships is this great stabalising force on your psyche
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Donald Trump Orders Pentagon to Release UFO and Extraterrestrial DocumentsEnglish
0·5 months agodidn’t he already promise to do that back in 2016?
Good ending for the gamers, bad ending for the devs…
I mean, I’m happy to Maguyver my old laptop, I’m just not sure how much utility that last 8gb of ddr3 will deliver to my £5000 gaming rig





It does fine in a warthunder up-tier, ergo this must be valid combat doctrine.