The name of that cat? “Wire”

Every police chase is a danger to innocent people’s lives. Some chases are necessary, but a broken taillight is not worth that risk.

Absolutely. I’d go so far as to say that the vast majority of police chases are unnecessary.

The US has killed dozens of times that through social murder.

I’m not saying that Stalin wasn’t an autocratic dickhead, but if you’re gonna compare him unfavorably to present day US, number of own citizens killed is a bad choice of metric 🤷

If we’re not careful, Eiffel 65 are going to show up demanding royalties!

Getting stabbed there doesn’t feel great

Oddly enough, that’s actually how I feel about my entire body! Head too!

While preparing a ham with a deeply penetrating glaze.

At first I read it as “Weird Al might destroy mankind” and was extraordinarily confused 😂

It might be a fact that many people see it that way, but that would just mean that many people are wrong. Many people believe all sorts of ridiculous lies and distortions of reality.

Except that’s not in any way close to analogous to the situation.

So she’s not allowed to express solidarity with the Palestinian victims of Israeli oppression without also mentioning the Israeli victims of Hamas terrorism?

Are people not allowed to express solidarity with Israeli victims without also mentioning Palestinian victims either?

Ironic that you would talk about zero sense of context when siding with the people ignoring crucial context.

Mia Khalifa was NOT talking about terrorists. She was talking about the oppressed people of Palestine who film the atrocities of the Israeli apartheid government. She didn’t mention Hamas and since they’re not usually the ones filming THEIR atrocities, it’s clear that she wasn’t referring to them either. Especially when you add her own clarification to the equation:

I just want to make it clear that this statement in no way shape or form is [inciting] spread of violence," she said. “I specifically said freedom fighters because that’s what the Palestinian citizens are… fighting for freedom every day.”

Both figuratively and literally 🥺💔

Also, not fit for public consumption

Or counted as offsetting five times the carbon emissions it eventually might, given ideal future circumstances.

Reminds me of the scene in Lucifer, I think it was, where an atheist was highly annoyed by meeting god 😄

Fighter: when you absolutely refuse to choose between almost childishly simple and OP to the point of making the gods themselves uneasy 😂

Yeah, the one on the right is her when pissed off or in combat or, as is most often the case, pissed off while in combat 😁

B being secondary with A as the highest or tertiary with S as the highest?

If the former, I’ll be Doesn’t Overthink Everything Man

If the latter, I’ll go with Correct Orientation of USB drives and Cables on First Try Man

Same here! The look on Wyll’s face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage…

60 hours from now, just before the final battle

Oh you sweet summer child…