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Puts on heavy atmospheric goth rock

“Wait no, not like that”

🍺 Give nothing back!

You know, I’ve worked a lot of blue collar jobs in fast paced environments and if you told me I was getting paid to sit my happy ass down for 3 hours I’d be just fine with that. It’s their money after all.

Greener grass, I suppose.

It works for Demon’s souls because it’s a dark fantasy game and the new graphics absolutely nail that vibe.

Dystopic artists used to just notice trends but now I think they’ve accidentally given the rich new ideas on how to be evil.

I’ve never stopped being amused that every infallible religion always comes with patch notes.

“Aww, boo boo, you didn’t get it right the first time? Aww, are you stupid? Aww…”

If the people who need to see this could read they’d be very upset!

Probably won’t be a millionaire but you can still be lots of things.

When I was a kid, restaurants still smelled like tobacco.

Didn’t really stop until early 2000’s

Use scissors! Get into the habit of always cutting the tape. It may take extra time at first, but in the long run will save you lots and lots of time and headache!

Source: used it when I worked as a cook and now use it at home.

I tried that in a group of people the other day. I got a resounding “Nah, I’m good”

What do you do when everyone is happy to die? Because right now my plan is “try my damned best to make sure these dipshits don’t take me down with them”

AI slop checking AI slop.

Therapy! You’ve likely been traumatized. You need to deal with the trauma. Logic helps the mind, but you need the heart to heal.

*personal experience, religion traumatized me and it took years after becoming an atheist to get over my fear of hell. If I had to do it again I’d definitely do it with a therapist.

Nobody needs to buy it, the minions just need something to shout at you when you try to correct them.

My trick with preordering is that I always do it within the refund window, and only if the game offers preloading, and only for games I am super excited for.

That way I can get the benefits of preordering and still get my money back if the game is shit.

Good news is probably yes?

Bad news is life definitely gets worse before then.

If you ask them, they need all that money to bring their future vision to life, they can’t waste any of it on “petty wasteful spending” like on other people or something.

The thing is, I think some of them genuinely think the world will be better if they control it, but they’re too stupid to make their vision work so it will of course fall apart and they’ll die in their bunkers that they never thought they’d actually need to use because it was “just in case”

Aside from the affordability thing…

Do rich people think we make each others beds? Tuck each other in for the night?

Because america has investors, and they’re fashioning themselves golden parachutes with our corpses.

I like to say “this machine doesn’t care if you have bones.”