2. Slim fork, wide handle.

He looks like you just woke him up.

😂

I learned my email was hacked when my hacker kindly let me know he hacked it. “Hi I just hacked you email you should probably change your password.” Yep. My internet activity is so pathetic and fruitless a hacker had pity on me.

Mocha can hear a pin drop 20 miles away.

How do humans resist playing with that belly?

“Touch my belly now, I dare you.”