Solid reference

CLASSIC

Nah, my mom called me half of these things but I still get the last name

Dr. Frankenstein gave the monster life. Therefore, it should get his last name.

I guess I’m going back to not walking.

Thanks everyone for replying. I forgot these rules because they’ll never apply to me…

Damn is it really like 80% tax

As expected

3 hole to sip that mountain dew obvi

Ok so my experience comes from catching chickens and clawed ducks as a child, so assuming you’re a full grown adult, and this chart, the ratios are the same.

You gotta catch them from surprise, from the back, but it sounds like you’re already in the fight if shit goes down. The beak is your issue. The wings are just a distraction. Get the pelican bastard from the neck, as high as possible if you can and try to grab the legs. ChatGPT says they don’t really use their legs to fight, but worst case, start swinging it. I bet once you clamp on the beak, it’ll be hard for it to open. Like how alligators can chomp down, but have trouble opening. Once it’s subdued, it might stay freaked out for a while. You just gotta hold it until it accepts defeat.

Then take it to your mom and she’ll take the head and feathers off for dinner.

Best of luck brother.