Who Let The Dogs Out 🐾

@yogthos

Bingo of Awful IT Processes

A call to discuss calls
4-hour planning
Invited to groom a task, but there are no requirements
QA is not needed: just write code without bugs
These 20 tasks are needed very urgently
Story points = hours
Timetracker
Let’s squeeze the quarterly plan into the sprint
No time for refactoring and technical debt
Estimate the feature high-level, but with a 1-hour margin of error
Finished the feature? It’s not needed anymore, remove it
But this is a simple task. Is it difficult for you or something?
Unregistered overtime
Daily standup for near 1 hour
Let’s quickly discuss this verbally with the whole team
Cutting costs, increasing involvement non-materially

@yogthos
Lungs: I give you air
Heart: I pump your blood
Liver : I filter your toxins
Brain: Drop the database

@Unknown_0671
Not “mastAdon” but “mastOdon”!

https://fediverse.party/en/mastodon/

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