I read an article from the Bosnia war, and someone who lived through it said the currencies were, in order of importance: lighters, batteries, ammunition, food.

I’ve always loved the dimples in hard tack, I assume it’s so the weevils can feel like they live in apartment buildings.

You need a defense from a SAM man.

Why dream when it can be recorded for you!

Let’s end this argument by you telling us where your line is on what people are allowed to steal to survive. Because that’s all this argument is about.

Yeah, how much did you lose?

That’s not what your mom said.

This must be that non-consensual himdie I keep hearing about.

That’s ridiculous, that would lead to mass unemployment in the funeral industry.

Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”

Laser-guided bath bombs.

I was roommates with Dr. Funk.

If you are and you admit it, you’ll get more grace from intelligent people. Sometimes.

Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.

Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.

86.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Some of the earlier stuff is more creative in my opinion.

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He doesn’t like to ask for money, but the artist has a patreon and I support it.