I walk like 7 hours a day at my job. Do I qualify?

Finally, something I’m qualified for!

Like, if he’d been the absolute picture of health for the whole time, yeah, okay, that’s achievable. But cancer TWICE!? Holy hell!

I’m not crying you’re crying!

Happens to the best, and apparently, the worst of us!

Of course he was fleeing. Imagine being disgusted by gay people and suddenly finding yourself in the middle of a 25 man orgy! Must have been traumatic/s

If that’s what the people want, yes.

Am I having a stroke?

No, you want to give them a way out. Blow it up behind them after they leave

I’m sensing a big offensive operation coming from the Ukrainians. Amphibious landing in Crimea anyone?

Wasn’t her own husband *murdered

FTFY.

What do you call it when it’s a girl who’s obsessed with MLP?

Mine always look like this

Isn’t this just describing a “friend”. Idk I have none

Glad to see this picture making a comeback.

No

I mean, he’s treating you like a woman… Small victories

This is obviously fake. Everyone knows trump’s middle name is Jerkinit.

It’s what Charlie would have wanted

Is there another meaning to bedtime other than the time you go to bed that I’m missing?