Jerboa, because it just works and doesn’t overcomplicate things.

IIUC the problem is that they updated the pronunciation without updating the spelling: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift

Pterry

Eh, this is a classic joke by now. There’s those jokes on the Windows side too (like the ‘delete system32’ one).

The use of ‘railroad’ instead of ‘railway’ would seem to indicate American English