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Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•The iPhone explains 33–52% of fertility decline among women aged 15–44English
0·1 month agoThe U.S. general fertility rate has fallen by 22% since 2007, a sustained decline not readily explained by economic conditions, contraceptive use, housing or childcare costs, or other commonly cited factors.
“I will now present no evidence whatsoever that falling birth rates haven’t been driven by economic factors.” Bull shit.
Fucking unhinged. We’ve had what, three? “once in a lifetime” crashes since 2007, with skyrocketing housing prices and costs of living vs comparatively flat wage growth. Inequality is rising, fascism is making a comeback around the globe, we’ve likely already hit numerous climate tipping points, child labour laws are being rolled back, oligarchs are floating bringing back corporate towns, but sure champ, people having easier access to porn is responsible for lower birth rates…
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I vaguely remember these but forgot what they were for
0·1 month agoI have a theory that 4 out of 5 people on the Internet who use “whilst” are Americans who think it makes them look smarter, rather than Brits who grew up using it as convention.
Which are you?
el_muerte@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Getting more than you bargained forEnglish
0·1 month agoFucking seriously. Internet armchair psychiatrists are nuts.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•A Farmer Donated Land to Turn into a Park. The City Is Building a Massive Data Center InsteadEnglish
0·1 month ago“Don’t mess with Texas, it might be contagious”
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Data centers consumed 264B gallons of water as drought hits nearly 63% of US
0·1 month ago“The Holocaust only killed like six million people, while Communism in China and the USSR killed tens of millions each, therefore the Nazis weren’t ackshually that bad!”
That’s what you sound like, ya fucking clown.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Data centers consumed 264B gallons of water as drought hits nearly 63% of US
0·1 month agoOh well that makes it completely okay!
Say, you wouldn’t have a problem if I dumped my household sewage in your municipal water supply, would you? After all, I’m technically not consuming any water - no molecules are being created or destroyed - just borrowing it for a few hours.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Data centers consumed 264B gallons of water as drought hits nearly 63% of US
0·1 month agoYeah and that’s also bullshit
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Mormons outraged after Hegseth military policy no longer counts LDS as Christian
0·1 month agoSouthern Baptist probably. They kinda seem to be the root of stereotypical American Evangelicalism, and each church is self governing with no central authority.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Mormons outraged after Hegseth military policy no longer counts LDS as Christian
0·1 month agoThe scripture itself does not in any way imply that the mark of Cain was dark skin and your link doesn’t argue otherwise.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Mormons outraged after Hegseth military policy no longer counts LDS as Christian
0·1 month agoI’m honestly more surprised that JWs and Christian Scientists are listed under “Christian” than that Mormons aren’t. All of those are considered cults, rather than legitimate denominations, by mainstream Christianity (Orthodox, Catholic, and Protestant).
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•McDonald's Introduces AI Drive-Thru System, Sparking Customer BacklashEnglish
0·1 month agoI’m actually not convinced he isn’t an AI himself, loaded into a creepy humanoid robot.
Y’all remember that Big Arch video? Dead eyed uncanny valley looking motherfucker couldn’t even take a proper bite of the delicious “product.”
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Babies Are Bleeding to Death as Parents Reject a Vitamin Shot Given at Birth
0·2 months agoMakes me feel like a piece of shit saying it, but those kids are probably better off dead rather than being raised in an antivaxxer household where they’re going to be indoctrinated with all that idiotic bullshit, forced to attend “parties” with diseased kids to intentionally catch their illnesses, probably have no chance at higher education thanks to shitty religious based homeschooling, take a bunch of quack medicine when they are ill ranging from useless to actively harmful, and possibly experience permanent damage from a preventable disease. Just seems like a lifetime of needless suffering.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
News@lemmy.world•Internal ICE records reveal widespread use of force in detention centers
0·2 months agoLiteral concentration camps
He became the subject of considerable international media coverage after escaping from his enclosure
Wait, so their enclosure was shitty enough that the gorilla could’ve left any time but didn’t until he was provoked, and their solution wasn’t to fix the cage, but to make everyone wear silly glasses?
Man it’s been over 25 years since I watched Titanic; 95% of the memory I retained of that film is boobs and the other 5% was actually Thumbtanic. I dunno how you expect anyone to instantly recall this scene from a single frame unless you were one of those hardcore fans who saw it nine times in the cinema.
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Russia is targeting Canada with disinformation, Senate report warns
0·2 months agoYeah this became obvious when most of the right wing stopped supporting Ukraine overnight a few weeks into the war
el_muerte@lemmy.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•You can force parliament to pass one piece of legislation right now. What do you make them pass?
0·2 months agoBeing funded by government doesn’t equate to being beholden to government.
I’d argue that the ownership of media by foreign billionaires, many of whom actually do dictate their direction, is far more harmful to our democracy.
I would make the entire bed soggy after ten minutes of spooning and wearing a hoodie under the covers. Also, who tf puts their TV along one side of the bed rather than at the foot?