El Barto

I’m convinced that Trump is just a puppet.

And that’s why I said “in disguise.”

Hey folks, gather up. This is what a whataboutism in disguise looks like.

“Hey I’m going to kill Jimmy tonight. I’ll do it with a knife if I have to, but I’d rather use this gun. It jams, though. Can you fix it for me? I’ll give you 10 grand.”

Man, the difference is that the swastika sends a message of death. I know, I know, anything could be a message of death.

But some stupid fuck sees that stupid idiot wearing a fucking diamond encrusted swastika necklace, then he will be emboldened next time to harm some innocent person. All because, yes, because of someone willing to take the money. It’s blood money.

That’s just I.

Aaah, I see it now.

You’re implying that he raped somebody. You know, like Trump.

No, no. I implied that he had consensual sex with somebody. And I somehow thought that you thought that was scandalous.

But I see what you mean.

Have a good night, sir.

Daddy, chill.

I stand corrected.

I thought tariffs were on imports only. Can there be export tariffs? Well, TIL.

And lol no. You can’t say that Trump is in power because of me. And so for assuming that much, I’ll say that this is why Trump won - because of pointless emotional reactions that cause division, like yours. So, let’s say we’re even.

What the fuck are you trying to say?

Because clearly we are thinking about two different things.

Well, I know you know this already. But people do tend to comment on the bad smells because they are warning signs.

There are more pleasant smells out there. People just don’t comment on them as often.

That’s not how tariffs work.

The chinese MAGA hats are going from China to the U.S., not the other way around.

Edit: That, it turns out, is how tariffs work as well. TIL.

It’s probably photoshop or a photo of someone who looks like her. Horrid stuff, sure, but don’t let it make you lose sleep for it. “Hopefully not real” - it may well be. There’s an unlimited supply of gore on the Internet. I found the hard way back in my teen years. Something died inside of me because of it (innocence? I dunno…), and then I decided that the best thing I could do is accept that people suck and to try to live my own life as best as I could, and help others as much as I could.

It could be photoshopped.

Concerned? In Thailand?

That’s like clutching your pearls over someone with pants half down in Las Vegas or Amsterdam.

…maybe.

Or, hear me out, the dude specifically applied for Microsoft with the intention of changing shit.

Hardcore Catholics are hardcore.

Having said that, as someone who grew up Catholic, let me tell you FUCK THE POPE AND THE VATICAN AS A WHOLE!

Soooo… are all those Americans and Europeans that call themselves expats, uh, immigrants?

Me before becoming a U.S. citizen. “I find both parties worth studying. Very interesting from a foreigner’s point of view”.

Me after, and only after becoming a U.S. citizen: “FUCK THE REPUBLICANS, THEY SUCK ARMPITS!!!”

Downvoters don’t understand irony.

I actually love this picture. Kings don’t need to stick to whatever us plebs think of fashion. What’s the context of this picture?