One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Old comic, more relevant than everEnglish
0·2 years agoI still think AI has its place as a useful term in video games development
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The Right Can't Meme@midwest.social•Ok? Still prochoice.English
0·3 years agoThis makes sense to me because my mum is a fucking imbecile
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Has this ever happened to you?English
0·3 years agoThe son scammed her. He told her she needed to disinfect peripherals. The tech is just allowing that to happen and charging a not listening to the tech fee.
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The Right Can't Meme@midwest.social•Where are they getting this from?English
0·3 years agoNot just any pants, blue jeans! The horror!
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The Right Can't Meme@midwest.social•They genuinely think the government is turning people LGBT. (Let's ignore the anti-LGBT bills passed)English
0·3 years agoI love how the poster is expressing their disapproval of gay people by posting gay porn
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Comradeship // Freechat@lemmygrad.ml•Why has Stalin been so propagandized?English
0·3 years agoYou said he was unshakeably principled. If you don’t want people to challenge your claims, don’t make them. It’s not changing the subject to call you out on the bullshit you didn’t want people to call you out on, it’s just life. Get used to it.
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Comradeship // Freechat@lemmygrad.ml•Why has Stalin been so propagandized?English
0·3 years agoSo the argument in that link is “everyone else was homophobic too so it’s okay”, and I need to stress that that is not unshakeably principled behaviour. That is an example of shaken principles. If your defence of Stalin is “he was only as bad as the capitalists”, he’s still shit.
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Comradeship // Freechat@lemmygrad.ml•Why has Stalin been so propagandized?English
0·3 years agounshakeably principled
He made it illegal to be gay.
Shy people are dangerous. I learned my lesson from too many friendships with shy people who were abusive. Now I only make friends with assertive people who can proactively problem solve and be honest about their feelings.
exocrinous@startrek.websiteto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why is Lemmy, with a tiny fraction of Mastodon's MAU, more fun than Mastodon?English
0·3 years agoI’m pretty sure Mastodon has algorithms. All internet infrastructure runs on algorithms, except for weird experimental AI stuff.
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Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•hiding opsec critical informationEnglish
0·3 years agoProship means you support people’s right to draw child pornography of Deku being railed by All Might and Antiship means you want to cancel people on Twitter for drawing Gus holding hands with Amity because it erases lesbians.
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solarpunk memes@slrpnk.net•The straight pride flag looks gay AF
0·3 years agoAKA the hamburglar’s costume
That’s not true, lots of people are panicking about how fast they’re getting older


The ability to create dispassionate political systems is, in nature, a uniquely human ability. Wolves and ants have political systems, but the systems rely on direct and intentional involvement, at least as much as anything an ant does can be intentional.
Ants don’t have recessions, or gas chambers, or nuclear bombs, or greenhouse gas pollution, or strip mining, or seafloor dragging. That’s a human invention.