lmao, got a throwback to when Apps for monitoring your sleep were a new craze. You‘d put your mobile on your bed and see a graph of your movements the next day with wake and deep sleep times highlighted and stuff.

While mine was kinda active with a lot movement, my roommate just fucking flatlined for 8 hours. Not a single spike in that graph. I was in awe

The silver-ish thing on top is probably that tool some people use to get the inner kernel out of apples.

The OOP just shoved a pickle through it, I guess

Ahh, another perfect chance to link to my favourite role model of history: Roland the Farter

It was, had the same wtf-moment

In Germany, we do have some nicknames especially for tapwater: I personally know of Leitungsheimer, Kranwasser and Kraneberger

Masterpiece

There is also a zsh-Plugin for the fuck. That way you can just double hit esc and zsh… uhm… fucks… automatically for you

Yeah… but

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fuck

Still is less typing tho

The cat might know your name though! Cats learn the names of other animals and humans in their household.

Yeah, reminds me of a video I once saw: having an empty can on your desk and using one of those electronic lighters on it makes the display reset for some seconds.

HDMI isn’t shielded that well and the shocked can shortly acts as an antenna, sending gibberish signals that get picked up by the display.

When you’ve got no fancy coloured markings on your, you gotta help yourself? 🤷‍♂️

tolerates?

Oops, better watch out about that last statement you made there!

If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

How about we just airquote them? The „Elite“ sounds condescending enough imo

He’s just built different

actively tr[ying] to smell ants

Is my funniest mental image for today, thanks. Just some person outside creeping around the ground vigorously sniffing ants.

Exactly the first question popping into my mind

haha, I just recently watched Kurtis‘ Video about that show! So, did you… win?

Yeah, for some (like me) it’s almost impossible.

But then, there are also people that do not have any inner monologue at all…