omg I had that table

Police? I would like to report a murder. Yes, I’ll hold.

Are Deputy Ministers politically appointed? I thought they were civil servants.

line must go up

Just one is all you need, really

Only on the fourth ejaculation, which implies the person can fully pass as a native English speaker, but if they get too excited (or drunk) the Spanish slips in.

I wonder what happened to that guy.

Why is this in the Canada sub tho?

I listed a little indigenous carving on a resale site and that was the message I got from some rando

You’re supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

Very common in the Middle East.

Big if true

I am in this picture and I don’t like it.

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

Fuck yeah! I’m rocking Flash 8 still

I blame him for breaking up the Beatles, too!

I’m pretty sure that there are spending caps on election ads once the writ is dropped, so this shouldn’t come as a surprise since the CPC has been going full tilt for at least a year.

This is a lot to unpack.

Lana Longbeard is great if you are looking for an Adventure Time-esque cartoon

I am in this meme and I don’t like it.