Curiously, the detection triggered a match against the FBI’s AFIS database, connecting GW250114 to a set of partial prints lifted from the scenes of five unsolved homicides committed in northwest Washington State between 1989 and 1992.

“I do not trust these gender-solids, Odo.”

“Wait a minute, Johnny - You’re telling me you got Money in this Pit?”

I haven’t seen it either but I assume I’m right.

this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

actually, many scholars today believe jesus most likely was purple, as a result of the water in his body being transmuted into wine. this is why in modern catholic tradition, wine is used to represent the blood of christ.

not currently

Hey now, let’s be clear. Stephen King did not have the clown defeated by a bunch of outcast youths gangbanging in a sewer. That’s just patently incorrect. Every single part. No, he had the ancient terror disguised as a clown temporarily banished by summoning an ancient turtle from the dawn of time and engaging It in a battle of wills. Completely different and, in fact, perfectly reasonable. Anyone that’s actually read the book knows the outcast youth sewer gangbang happens after that and actually has no bearing on the plot whatsoever. Stephen King’s not some freak writing a book where the entire plot hinges on a bunch of traumatized kids screwing each other to save the world, no; he’s a perfectly normal guy writing about a bunch of traumatized kids screwing each other for no reason at all. Bet you feel real silly now, huh?

Wow, right out the gate with the hard W, huh?

Ah, how one yearns for the days before that label was amended with “crudely machine-generated”

Best not to think about it.

don’t worry I got you

man, I hate that guy.

Hey, DS9 was visited by beings from another galaxy on no fewer than five occasions.

Now, was that galaxy just the Milky Way of an alternate universe? Maybe. I dare say irrelevant.

leave a path of destruction no man can explain. like the bermuda triangle.

Frame 1 takes place while Riker is watching a hologram recreation of himself murdering a man in cold blood. Frame 2 takes place just after it’s suggested that he committed said murder to cover up his attempted rape of the victim’s wife.

and here I thought it was Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

Dick Dastardly. Admittedly, Snidely would’ve been better.

(And I’m gonna choose to ignore the very obvious indications that Dick Dastardly was just traced nearly 1:1 from that very picture on Wikipedia.)

Now that’s a cat that really was gone.

Well boy howdy, do I sure hope he gets to test that hypothetical assumption real soon.

Say what you will about participation awards, but at least their recipients actually participated in the activity in question. I don’t know what this is.