You will forget everything once you exit the room anyway

It is an anthropomorphic duck, it has also a human penis

It is. Just metaphorically.

Same here. Trying to resist the urge to share it in my group chats

How about substituting fruit with a cigarette?

I have no idea why I have watched this, but thanks for saving me from having to look this up.

Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.

Is it sensitive enough to touch my self esteem without damaging it?

This country is obviously in decline, cold tea

Why have I bought airpods two months ago? I should’ve just stick bananas in my ears

I need to remember these techniques when I will investigate a cookie crime with my little daughter: who was the perpetrator? Who has eaten all of them? Was it a little girl? The best girl in the world maybe? - so I have to stick with the first question only, otherwise she might accuse herself unintentionally

Thanks, as I was as lost as the person who has asked. Is he controversial because of something interesting or just another bigot?

Talk with them, set the rules, consent is the key.

Treat them with respect and kindness and they won’t be aggressive.

Just wait for a couple of weeks more and it stops

I don’t know what I did in my life to deserve her, but among other things, she is a sound sleeper

With a kid and full time job (home office though), I would need to reduce sleep to get any time for side projects, gym or hobbies. I am not sure it would be wise.

There’s a long goodbye, and it happens every day, when some passerby invites your eye to come his way

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

Dr. Pugson