How I met my wife.

And how she met the guy she divorced me for.

I appreciate the ubiquitous nature of the “are we the baddies” sketch… but I wish more folks were more aware of everything else they’ve done I maintain that there’s a relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch for almost every imaginable scenario.

Six!? No, man. Fives the magic number here.

“Five little chipmunks twirling on a branch. Eatin’ lots of sunflowers at my uncles ranch.” You know that old children’s tale… from the sea.

Sticky sticky stick stick

Back then it was called “a fair days work”.

It hasn’t been “fair” for a long time.

Acrobat also added an unclosable floating menu. It’s a massive pain in my ass.

Killing a building full of women and children to go after a group of people who may or may not be in said building after they killed women and children…

Two unscrupulous groups are willing to murder innocent civilians. Sounds like two groups of terrorists.

Fuck Hammas, fuck the IDF. I’m absolutely fine with them killing each other. I’m not okay with the fact that they’re both using innocent civilians as pawns.

Coolest thing my boss ever said was in response to the absolute worst customer I’d ever personally dealt with:

“I’m extremely sorry we failed to meet your expectations. Perhaps you’ll have better luck with one of our competitors in the future.”

Ads are not the same thing as insanely granular data harvesting.