A friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as “birthing a hooved animal”. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

Better teach the Gripens to shoot down the F35s.

Dream Weaver

Like he ever goes to Queens Park.

Something about taking advice from a guy who took three years to finish grade 7 seems like a bad idea.

For an excellent, and hilarious, take on this, check out Venus Theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB7INRHrObI

Entree.

Guitar fretboard inlays, maybe?

It’s a very fine line between “I don’t think that’s enough” and “OMG, will it ever stop?”

Who are you calling null, you %s!