This is me except also throw in the legal weed

Edit: or illegal, if you live in an extra shitty part of the world

I can’t read any of this but that blond guys “nose” is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen and I hate it

Ok here is my list:

1. Trump
2. All of Trump’s family

It was in 1950

How can anyplace light off fireworks when the whole damn planet is a dried up tinderbox ready to go up in flames?

Lucky scientists.

How to know if your country is fascist:

1. It’s illegal to be anti-fascist.

Republican voters are confused

Same - need healthcare but poor. Wait until we’re supposed to retire!

Anyone need some balls? Got some extra balls here! Don’t want anything in return, just take the balls please!

Well, porn, of course.

The Internet may have ruined a lot of things but porn isn’t one of them. But damn they are trying with their i.d. crap

Avid hiker/fast walker/people hater mind

Huge open path and 2 assholes find a way to take up the whole thing.

Ok just $350 more to reduce

But this time no cure until we wipe out all the anti mask/ anti vaccine idiots first

That wise man is going to run into a lot of people and things with his exposed balls (because he can’t see where he is going with his face covered in case that wasn’t clear)

Your parents gave a shit?